Friday, April 29, 2011

Paper yg ter-LAST ntuk sem.2 tahun 2011 ini~~

Assalamualaikum,,
Wahai kawan-kawan ku,,
esok ialah hari yg ditunggu2 itu....


hehe last paper!!!oww yeahh,,, esok ble la kita start berjoli and mengemas kain baju selimut tilam sekali masuk dalam luggage n tarik balik SABAH or negeri masing2 ea....hihihi...


hari ne sy da puas menelaah subjek Pengurusan Pembelajaran,,,cecece,,,pdahal tidowk j banyak,,,disebabkan cuaca yg cejuk2 n mesra alam j ari ne,,,mnjadikan kami (student UPSI) yg stay kt TMN NUSA ne mengantuk (^__^'),,BTW kengkawan,,,sy dengan ini mengucapkan selamat berjuang ntuk esok!!!gambate kudasai~~

hua hua portfolio 2p ko la harapan ku!

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Bila Study~~~


hihi well tetiba j rasa kerajinan sgt2 mlm ne,,almaklumlah
this coming tuesday exam ,,paper wacana...huuuu,,,,
so sy pn telah bertekad ntuk study dgn pnuh bersemangat wajah,,,hehe
wish me luck guys~~~

yg ne pla,,skdar hiasan huhu,,mkn ne sblum study,,last2 skit perut,,
titun~~~huuu

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

the chicken story~~

So one day Farmer John called the sheriff's office and said, "You've got to do something about all of these people driving so fast and killing all of my chickens."
"What do you want me to do?" asked the sheriff.
"I don't care, just do something about those crazy drivers!"
So the next day he had the county workers go out and erected a sign that said:
SLOW:
SCHOOL CROSSING

 

Three days later Farmer John called the sheriff and said, "You've got to do something about these drivers. The 'school crossing' sign seems to make them go even faster."

So, again, the sheriff sends out the county workers and they put up a new sign:
 
SLOW:
CHILDREN AT PLAY
That really sped them up. So Farmer John called and called and called every day for three weeks.  Finally, he asked the sheriff, "Your signs are doing no good. Can I put up my own sign?"
The sheriff told him, "Sure thing, put up your own sign.."  He was going to let Farmer John do just about anything in order to get him to stop calling everyday to complain.
The sheriff got no more calls from Farmer John. Three weeks later, curiosity got the best of the Sheriff and he decided to give Farmer John a call..  "How's the problem with those drivers.  Did you put up your sign?"

"Oh, I sure did. And not one chicken has been
killed since then. I've got to go. I'm very busy."  He hung up the phone.
The sheriff was really curious now and he thought to himself, "I'd better go out there and take a look at that sign...
It might be something that WE could use to slow down drivers..."
So the sheriff drove out to Farmer John's house, and his jaw dropped the moment he saw the sign.  It was spray painted on a sheet of wood....

NUDIST COLONY
Go slow:
and watch out for chicks!

Keep Smiling..... ......WINNERS DO THINGS DIFFERENTLY! !
 

The Beauty of Maths

Now dear friends, this is your maths lesson for the day....pay attention please.....

 
1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321
 
1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111
 
9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888
 
Brilliant, isn't it?
And look at this symmetry:
 
1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111=123456789 87654321
 
Now, take a look at this...
101%
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint:
What Equals 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
 
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
 
We have all been in situations where someone wants you to GIVE OVER 100%.
 
How about ACHIEVING 101%?
 
What equals 100% in life?
 
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help answer these questions:
 
If:
 
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
 
Is represented as:
 
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
 
If:
 
H-A-R-D-W-O- R- K
 
8+1+18+4+23+ 15+18+11 = 98%
 
And:  
 
K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E
 
11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%
 
But:
 
A-T-T-I-T-U- D-E
 
1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100%
 
THEN, look how far the love of God will take you:
 
L-O-V-E-O-F- G-O-D
 
12+15+22+5+15+ 6+7+15+4 = 101%
 
Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:
 
While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close,
and Attitude will get you there,
It's the Love of God that will put you over the top!

REAL FRIEND TEST!





A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself and doesn't feel even the least bit weird shutting your
'beer/Pepsi drawer' with her foot!


A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend shoulder is soggy from your tears..



A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names.
A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book..



A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.
A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.



A simple friend hates it when you call after they've gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.


A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems.
A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.



A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it!


A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when

you have an argument.
A real friend calls you after you had a fight.



A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
A real friend expects to always be there for you!



A simple friend reads this e-mail and deletes it.
A real friend passes it on and sends it back to you!



'Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. '



--The task ahead of you, is never as great as the power behind you.


--~--~------ ---~--~-- --~------ ------~-- -----~--~ ----~

Dear Friends,

Give thousand chances to your enemy to become your friend, But don't give a single chance to your friend to become your enemy'


YOU ARE MY FRIEND AND I AM HONORED.